Jun3song

Ladies and Jellyspoons,
hobos and tramps!
Cross-eyed mosquitos 
and bow-legged ants!
Pull up a chair,
and sit on the floor!
Weaklings and Pettigrews,
strong and stout,
I'll tell you a story,
I know nothing about!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight!
Back to back they faced one another,
drew their swords and shot each other!
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
so they chose a dummy for a referee!
A blind man went to see fair play,
a mute man went to shout "hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed those two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
kicked a copper in the eye!
Sent him through a rubber wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man - he saw it too!